Post by humbugg on Dec 11, 2011 21:17:35 GMT -5
Every RP community could use a villain, and every once and a while I get bored.
Here goes nothin', I guess.
Discord was chaos, Nightmare Moon was betrayal, Humbug is spitefulness.
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I'm Humbug, a mailroom clerk working for Mayor Mare.
And sweet Luna, how I hate that job. I hate a lot of things. I hate Princess Celestia for her monarchial institutions, I hate Ponyville for its predictable climate and archaetypical inhabitants, and most of all I hate the fact that I'm too filled with hate to do anythung to improve the situation.
I also hate myself. I used to be fluffy and stuff, but now I'm more warty and chubby than a frog. I even hate my poor, pitiful wings. They can't even lift me off the ground anymore!
I hate my disgustingly plain brown fur, I hate my boring black hair. You know what else I hate? I hate that my boring black hair is now turning white. I swear, I thought there were albino spiders in my hair when I fist saw those lines.
But all this hate is beside my point in joining this forum. I'm here to get everypony just as riled up as I am about all the terrible things in Equestria. That way things can get done!
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Alright, that's a pretty good introduction, I guess.
Hope to start some fun conflicts with you other ponies soon.
-Zach
Here goes nothin', I guess.
Discord was chaos, Nightmare Moon was betrayal, Humbug is spitefulness.
—————————————
I'm Humbug, a mailroom clerk working for Mayor Mare.
And sweet Luna, how I hate that job. I hate a lot of things. I hate Princess Celestia for her monarchial institutions, I hate Ponyville for its predictable climate and archaetypical inhabitants, and most of all I hate the fact that I'm too filled with hate to do anythung to improve the situation.
I also hate myself. I used to be fluffy and stuff, but now I'm more warty and chubby than a frog. I even hate my poor, pitiful wings. They can't even lift me off the ground anymore!
I hate my disgustingly plain brown fur, I hate my boring black hair. You know what else I hate? I hate that my boring black hair is now turning white. I swear, I thought there were albino spiders in my hair when I fist saw those lines.
But all this hate is beside my point in joining this forum. I'm here to get everypony just as riled up as I am about all the terrible things in Equestria. That way things can get done!
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Alright, that's a pretty good introduction, I guess.
Hope to start some fun conflicts with you other ponies soon.
-Zach
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